How an army of Turkish Marijke Helbecause brought me closer to Islam again
How an army of Turkish Marijke Helbecause brought me closer to the hijab in Muslim life again?
It's almost a miracle of God how a group of blonde silicone women got me excited about Koranic verses and prophetic pooh again. By Harun Yahya TV I believe again in the beauty of Allah's creations, reinforced with some botox or not.
By Haroon Ali
It's almost a miracle of God how a group of blonde silicone women got me excited about Koranic verses and prophetic pooh again. By Harun Yahya TV I believe again in the beauty of Allah's creations, reinforced with some botox or not.
Ten years ago, I stepped away from my faith, after two decades of actively participating in the silly mill of Hijab in Muslim life. I could recite all the prayers from my head, recite the Koran in Arabic and even participated in lent during Ramadan. It's not like I'm a hardcore atheist now, but that prophetic pooh worked too much on my nerves to keep listening to it.
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Yet Allah is not done with me. The way I re-entered into contact with the faith is therefore too poetic to be based on a coincidence. I looked on the wall of a (nota bene) Jewish friend. The link was referring to Harun Yahya TV, a program on Turkish satellite channel A9. Harun, Haroon, Haroon, Haroun, all variants in the same name, MY name.
Harun Yahya appears to be the pseudonym of Turkish author Adnan Oktar, who is apparently the Big Kahuna among The hijab in islam creationists. Harun is such a shit that he has set up his own broadcaster to let his words reach out even further. Harun assembled an army of Allah's finest creations, which must sell faith to the viewer. Islam never looked this sexy. First, check out this promo:
Don't be wise by those blonde moons, silky skin, sparkling Bambi's eyes and imposing bosom in a tight Versace top. In their all-female talk show – The Table of 5 with a hefty silicone injection – the ladies quickly treat religious stumbling blocks like fate, the afterlife and the theory of evolution. They talk so fast that the flawed English voice-over can't keep up with them. Also, the Turkish dolls find Koranverses on their MacBook faster than you can say, Allah Akbar. Where were they when I was a bored little Hijab in Muslim Life ?!
Ten years after my theatrical Islam exit, I'm listening to those once sleep some Koran verses. This time of surprise, not of boredom. Although the presenters look as stoic as my former Koran teacher (can they still move their faces?), and their monologues are as long as his, they do fascinate me. Why are there such deep one-liners coming out of those bright pink mouths? I also melt every time a presenter opens the show with sweet words for her colleagues: "Welcome, my beautiful friends, you all look very cute today."
The epitome of irony is that I watch this series during Ramadan, the holiest month of the Islamic calendar. Touché Allah, you got me. With renewed passion, I share this gem of Islam-o-tainment with your gentiles. Here is an overview of Harun Yahya's lady prophets, and their wise lessons for the herd, chosen from various broadcasts. Again, don't be distracted by the perfect beauty of Allah's creations, which is made even more perfect with some botox, hydrogen peroxide, color lenses, and a few extra cup sizes:
"Our bodies are perfectly in harmony. We have a circulatory system that goes to 100 triljard cells; our liver has more than 500 tasks. This stems from Allah's infinite wisdom. If Allah had wanted it, he would have made us immortal. Then our cells wouldn't get older. But Allah has given us weaknesses, such as death. Everywhere you see hospitals, pharmacies, doctors, and medicines. They are there to remember that we are weak and only live because Allah wants it."
Hijab in islam
It's almost a miracle of God how a group of blonde silicone women got me excited about Koranic verses and prophetic pooh again. By Harun Yahya TV I believe again in the beauty of Allah's creations, reinforced with some botox or not.
By Haroon Ali
It's almost a miracle of God how a group of blonde silicone women got me excited about Koranic verses and prophetic pooh again. By Harun Yahya TV I believe again in the beauty of Allah's creations, reinforced with some botox or not.
Ten years ago, I stepped away from my faith, after two decades of actively participating in the silly mill of Hijab in Muslim life. I could recite all the prayers from my head, recite the Koran in Arabic and even participated in lent during Ramadan. It's not like I'm a hardcore atheist now, but that prophetic pooh worked too much on my nerves to keep listening to it.
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Yet Allah is not done with me. The way I re-entered into contact with the faith is therefore too poetic to be based on a coincidence. I looked on the wall of a (nota bene) Jewish friend. The link was referring to Harun Yahya TV, a program on Turkish satellite channel A9. Harun, Haroon, Haroon, Haroun, all variants in the same name, MY name.
Harun Yahya appears to be the pseudonym of Turkish author Adnan Oktar, who is apparently the Big Kahuna among The hijab in islam creationists. Harun is such a shit that he has set up his own broadcaster to let his words reach out even further. Harun assembled an army of Allah's finest creations, which must sell faith to the viewer. Islam never looked this sexy. First, check out this promo:
Don't be wise by those blonde moons, silky skin, sparkling Bambi's eyes and imposing bosom in a tight Versace top. In their all-female talk show – The Table of 5 with a hefty silicone injection – the ladies quickly treat religious stumbling blocks like fate, the afterlife and the theory of evolution. They talk so fast that the flawed English voice-over can't keep up with them. Also, the Turkish dolls find Koranverses on their MacBook faster than you can say, Allah Akbar. Where were they when I was a bored little Hijab in Muslim Life ?!
Ten years after my theatrical Islam exit, I'm listening to those once sleep some Koran verses. This time of surprise, not of boredom. Although the presenters look as stoic as my former Koran teacher (can they still move their faces?), and their monologues are as long as his, they do fascinate me. Why are there such deep one-liners coming out of those bright pink mouths? I also melt every time a presenter opens the show with sweet words for her colleagues: "Welcome, my beautiful friends, you all look very cute today."
The epitome of irony is that I watch this series during Ramadan, the holiest month of the Islamic calendar. Touché Allah, you got me. With renewed passion, I share this gem of Islam-o-tainment with your gentiles. Here is an overview of Harun Yahya's lady prophets, and their wise lessons for the herd, chosen from various broadcasts. Again, don't be distracted by the perfect beauty of Allah's creations, which is made even more perfect with some botox, hydrogen peroxide, color lenses, and a few extra cup sizes:
"Our bodies are perfectly in harmony. We have a circulatory system that goes to 100 triljard cells; our liver has more than 500 tasks. This stems from Allah's infinite wisdom. If Allah had wanted it, he would have made us immortal. Then our cells wouldn't get older. But Allah has given us weaknesses, such as death. Everywhere you see hospitals, pharmacies, doctors, and medicines. They are there to remember that we are weak and only live because Allah wants it."
Hijab in islam
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